Oh boxing...you're like a girl,
my relationship with you
is just like a love relationship with a woman.
I love you so much that
I would give my life for you.
I will sacrifice my most precious desires for you,
like beautiful women and their coveted pleasures,
like delicious food and drinks,
in order to make the necessary competing weight.
I highly enjoy our time together
and I have you on my mind all day, every day.
You're just ALL I think about
and I can't live without you.
If I'm absent for a training session,
I miss you so much and feel so miserable.
I just can't neglect you, not even for a few days.
If I do, when I come back (out of shape),
you make me suffer so much!
It's like you're punishing me
for leaving you unattended.
I understand the dedication needed
to make it all possible. But trust me,
sometimes we need a little break.
Sometimes it's good to be away
and have some alone time,
some alone time to reflect on other aspects of life
and appreciate what we have.
When I come back to training,
I see a different side to our relationship.
I see how good of a progress was already there
and it motivates me to keep working hard.
To keep the momentum going
and the good vibes always resonating within.
Oh boxing...
I'm just glad I DON'T have to buy you flowers.